Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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