I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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