So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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