clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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