Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
