We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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