Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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