guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize
