I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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