How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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