we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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