I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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