we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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