So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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