I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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