There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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