I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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