my mouth tastes like poor choices
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
As shirtless as possible
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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