Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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