A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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