DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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