I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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