How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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