so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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