That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ambien. No doubt about it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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