I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Randomize