If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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