You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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