I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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