11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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