you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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