You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
