It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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