if i can run in heels then i can drive
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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