she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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