STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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