they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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