She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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