we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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