so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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