brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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