Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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