So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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