Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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