walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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