About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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