My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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