if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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