are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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