Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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