i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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