He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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