So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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