How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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