I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She announced her abortion via fbk
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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